Whats in a name

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Whats in a name

Postby Sad-Ham » Fri May 19, 2006 11:46 am

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also
called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has
settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin,
Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as
a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff
one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning
to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff
drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
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Postby afskies scribe » Fri May 19, 2006 1:17 pm

-xX =D* =D* =D* ## ## ## (^^) :lol:
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Postby Thunderboy » Fri May 19, 2006 1:36 pm

-xX =D* hehehe
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Postby Duck Rogers » Fri May 19, 2006 8:01 pm

=D* =D* =D* =D* =D*
I'm still chuckling :D :D

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Postby Aerosan » Sat May 20, 2006 12:49 pm

just wet my chair =D* =D* =D* =D* =D* =D*
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Postby kb » Sat May 20, 2006 1:28 pm

Aerosan wrote:just wet my chair
Sounds like, Yourcoxaleekin, that's a illness, not a mootie.
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Postby afskies scribe » Sat May 20, 2006 3:29 pm

:) :D :lol: ... What do you call a tweaky for "antie-omies"? A sewadicktomy :!: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Postby Duck Rogers » Sat May 20, 2006 3:33 pm

... What do you call a tweaky for "antie-omies"? A sewadicktomy
=D* =D* ## ##

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