Microlighters

Here is a sneak preview of the new zim dollar notes being printed. Enjoy

My goodness... Does Tsotsi know about this..

Renier wrote:My goodness... Does Tsotsi know about this..

Of course he does, his picture is on it.

1 million Z$ has less value than a sheet of single ply toilet paper. Unfortunately the colour comes off and they are very abrasive if used for toilet paper. Has just "bought" 20 million Z$ for gifts to friends & family.

Street rate today USD1 - Z$6 billion.
Interbank mid rate USD1 - Z$4.7 billion.

They want us to make system changes to accomodate interest rates of 3000.00%

Borrow Z$ 100 000 000.00 at 3000.00% for a period of 12 months
Monthly instalment = Z$ 141 674 818.55
Z$ 41 674 818.55 more than the original loan paid in first month

Isn't this just CRAZY!

I wonder why Moogube can't spell his name right
With the shortage of toliet paper in zim, me thinks they will most certenly use for it for that!

Tsotsey did you see they put a picture of you on a doller note.

Mugabe is the epitomy of Ruling Autocratic African Stupidity - Hy RAAS net!

I can fill this thread with others that are not so different to him at the moment..... I pray sanity prevails!

Apparantly bakkies are going for a song - cheap cheap. If you sign now, and pay next week, you save about a million $$.

How glad I am that I'm not an accountant in Zim.

Surely they can make it easier...

Like changing the Trillion to a thousand?

Bad Nav wrote:Surely they can make it easier...

Like changing the Trillion to a thousand?

They did that in October 2006 ... divided by 1000 ... instantly devalues any stock-holding of goods.

We had to do the revaluation exercise for a leading Bank in Zimbabwe and the value of the book devalued by ZAR3 million between the Friday afternoon and the Monday morning when they revalued.

I think they should just turn off the lights!

So... I wonder if they will try and cancel the run-off election, print new $'s and still try and sell 1800 Cripple s's in Zim?

We need The Sniper over in Zim pronto!

Sorry... my previous post is outdated!

Morgan has called it a day... Rob effing Mugabe is now once again free to roam and ravage!

Our own high and mighty your lordship the honourable Thabo Mbeki is to be the laughing stock of the 1st World Countries after this fiasco!

Is jy 'n man of 'n muis meneer die president? Doen iets of is jy maar tevrede om in Rob se hotel in Switserland vry & gratis te bly? Besef jy die waarde van ons rand gaan verder daal as gevolg van dir buurstaat se totale onstabiliteit? Ons is deur 'n groep dwase gelei....

Ek sien swaarigheid toe vir ons eie Suid Afrika - (Piet Retief het dit jare terug uitgevind, FW het dit uitgevind en ons gaan daarvoor betaal!)

Collegue came from Harare this weekend. Picked up this note in the street. People there not even interested in this kind of notes. I don't think we see a half of what is going on there - and that is the problem. The world don't know what is really happening in Zim. You think Morgan WANTS to quit ?

Only my $ 5 billions's worth.

Note the expiry date.

The irony of the silos - flourishing farming and wildlife on the back.