Microlighters

Scenario:

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

People all around you are screaming

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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Answer:

Get off the children's Merry-Go-Round- you are p*ssed!

Phew at least now i know what happened to me the other night

Thanks ICEMAN for in the invaluble info. It certainly will help in the future....

The other day I was driving on this mountain pass. This car approaches from the other side and the woman driver has her window open and she is waving her fist. As she comes past me I hear her scream "PIG"

I immediately shout back to her "Bitch"

As I go around the bend I drive into the biggest pig I have ever seen in my life