The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The
sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
ingand
ing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next fourdays and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is
delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next day
there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful,
sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok
running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you
can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the
same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and
calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in
years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a
huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and
a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."
He lost 33 kilos that week.
THE THREE LITTLE PIGGIES become GOODNESS, GIFT & PRECIOUS.