Would you forgive your parents?

[DarkHelmet]

[Tumbleweed]

Now, imagine a Fanagalo (sp) rendition with a ridiculous rap theme along the song by Johnny Cash- 'A boy named Sue'

[windswept]

A friends Domestic goddess wanted to call her daughter 'Lingerie'

A doctor friend recalls a new mother insisting on using a medical term she had heard to name her new child. Luckily 'sense; prevailed and the child was not named 'Fully dialated

Poor Tiny Dick, his brother is porbably called 'Long Dong Silver'

[Petrodactyl]

Almost as bad as calling yourself 'Dark Helmet'

..Sorry, couldn't resist...

I have known a gardener called 'Fertilizer', my brother had a bank client with the surname of 'Steinfaardt', and I have heard of an American girl called 'Shithead' (pronounced 'Shateed' , aparently....). Then there is the urban legend of the guy called 'William John Thomas de Kock'....

[LarryMcG]

An American I knew, called his two sons hunter and fisher - his name was mathew dick. Another american was called peter wang. Another one, surname Davidson, called his son Harley.

Takes all types

[Nkwazi]

I knew a guy in Zambia called Limited. How did he spell his name?? LTD!!!

[Dish]

How about Scott Scott or Lou Rawls - what a hoot ??/ some parents just didnt go on the longest mental journey when naming there kids

[ZS-NEL]

Ya its all so very............."Dish"

[Dish]

OYYYYY - have a little swing Marius !!! beware the Dish when its angered !!

[Tailspin]

OYYYYY - have a little swing Marius !!! beware the Dish when its angered !!

Why is the "DISH" going to DISH out some

Sorry Dish you opened yourself up for the Abuse

[ZS-NEL]

No problem Mr Dish. I will settle this with you at Numbi ! After you washed the Dish'es.

[Dreman55]

We have a offroad motorcyclist called "Gray Dick"

[Jimbo]

My boet once cut out and framed a birth notice from the paper, some poor little bugger's name was "Dick Head".

[ICEMAN]

I once met a Sakkie de Kock.......... hard to keep a straight face when introduced

[bobthebuilder]

Years ago, there was a viral email (avi) doing the rounds that went someting like this:

Someone reported to an information kiosk at an airport, and handed the lady on duty a piece of paper containing the names of two middle eastern gentleman who were apparently "missing"

She called "Will Mr. I-Ades Vaakenjaab and Wilby fahad please report to information"