Michael Jackson - RIP

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Michael Jackson - RIP

Postby Morph » Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:14 am

I understand that Michael Jackson passed away last night from a suspected heart attack. :( :( :(

The music world will be a lot poorer without him, the young kids are breathing a sigh of relief and plastic surgeons are predicting a bad year for business. :roll:

All I can say is they must not cremate him. What with all the rubber and plastic, it will takes months to put the fire out, clog up the mechanism and create a global warming disaster :wink:
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Re: Michael Jackson - RIP

Postby Grumpy » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:00 am

A sad day......... R.I.P (eventually)
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Re: Michael Jackson - RIP

Postby AndyG » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:55 am

I hear that because he is 99% plastic they are going to melt him down and make little lego blocks so that all the little kids can play with him for a change
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Re: Michael Jackson - RIP

Postby AndyG » Fri Jun 26, 2009 10:57 am

Latest news is that it was not a heart attack. He was caught having a stroke in the childrens ward!!
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Re: Michael Jackson - RIP

Postby RV4ker (RIP) » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:05 am

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Re: Michael Jackson - RIP

Postby Low Level » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:15 am

Sad for a guy that had it all, lost it all and tried all to live forever. Talented guy that wasted his life away. Poor little rich guy. :(

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Re: Michael Jackson - RIP

Postby IceAge » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:36 pm

With all the plastic they cannot decide if they should have a funeral or a tupperware party.......
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Re: Michael Jackson - RIP

Postby Nkwazi » Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:16 pm

All of his dates have been cancelled, including Joe (aged 6) and Liam (aged 4)
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Re: Michael Jackson - RIP

Postby Thatchman » Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:45 pm

I heard that MacDonalds have launched a tribute burger in his memory. It consists of a 50 year old piece of meat inside a 5 year old bun.
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Re: Michael Jackson - RIP

Postby Africa » Fri Jun 26, 2009 7:59 pm

A legend my ass!!! he was a child molester and a drug addict. ($$) ($$)
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Re: Michael Jackson - RIP

Postby Koevoet » Fri Jun 26, 2009 11:07 pm

Africa wrote:A legend my ass!!! he was a child molester and a drug addict. ($$) ($$)
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Re: Michael Jackson - RIP

Postby Tumbleweed » Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:34 am

Difference between him and Alex Furgerson is Furgerson is playing Giggs in August.
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Re: Michael Jackson - RIP

Postby Nkwazi » Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:16 pm

Africa wrote:A legend my ass!!! he was a child molester and a drug addict. ($$) ($$)
A great entertainer never the less, and a human being :(
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Re: Michael Jackson - RIP

Postby Bennie Vorster » Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:28 pm

IceAge wrote:With all the plastic they cannot decide if they should have a funeral or a tupperware party.......

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Re: Michael Jackson - RIP

Postby Old, Fat and Hairy » Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:42 am

Heart attack? I heard he choked on a small bone.

Upon hearing the news of Michael Jackson's death, mourning fans released a white dove in his honour. Well, it was actually a blackbird, but with a rare skin condition...


Record bosses were elated to hear that Michael Jackson had gone to #1 in the Album Chart and predicted massive sales of his music this summer. The bad news is that Glenn Miller has just landed at Heathrow and wants to collect his royalties !!




So many MJ jokes around. There are so many immature arseholes - it's what he would have wanted. :mrgreen:
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